Jessica: I had the worst night of my life yesterday.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.
by Oceaninto January 5, 2017
Get the Speedy Goosemug. P. Noun. The Speedy Tenor is one of the three god-like tenors that grace the world today. He possesses not only the ability of super speed, travling at speeds over that of the speed of light, but moving so quickly that a "clone" effect is produced, allowing him to accomplish multiple tasks at near instanteneous speeds. Also, this member of The Three Tenors is also known for displaying unusual heel clicking and falsetto skills. Although it goes without mention, The Speedy Tenor is almost too attractive, as most Tenors are.
"The Speedy Tenor, one of The Three Tenors, darted from place to place so quickly that the infrared waves given off from his body could only be seen after he had passed."
by The Legendary Tenor August 10, 2003
Get the The Speedy Tenormug. a quickie; a sex act that takes less than three minutes to complete (usually a blow job or hand job).
by R.A.Trussell November 11, 2007
Get the speedy mufflermug. Speedy Bj: The act of tazering a hoe to give faster head.
It must be done while she is in the act of providing oral sex.
1 more use for a condom: avoiding electric shock when tazering a hoe to make her give a faster bj.
The result is the energizer bunny effect aka "Speedy Bj."
Give her a free perm.
Lack of a condom could be a shocking experience.
Just tip her well.
It must be done while she is in the act of providing oral sex.
1 more use for a condom: avoiding electric shock when tazering a hoe to make her give a faster bj.
The result is the energizer bunny effect aka "Speedy Bj."
Give her a free perm.
Lack of a condom could be a shocking experience.
Just tip her well.
Guy: Hey bro how was your friday?
Guy2: It was great, I got a speedy bj!
Guy: How much did that cost?
Guy2: $200 and a few teeth marks.
Guy2: It was great, I got a speedy bj!
Guy: How much did that cost?
Guy2: $200 and a few teeth marks.
by kamel_reds January 25, 2010
Get the Speedy BJmug. by Your_Fat_Mom June 19, 2017
Get the speedy doggomug. A cartoon hero consisting of the traditional handicapped-symbol wheelchair, with assorted speed lines behind him and an underlined "MEH!?" in a speech-bubble.
by Flatland February 14, 2004
Get the Speedy Handicapmug. If this guy cant run faster than road runner, you got to be kidding, I mean road runner cant run at the speed of sound you bastard!
by Miles "Tails" Prower August 1, 2003
Get the speedy gonzalesmug.