Samdwich

The holy matrimony of two pieces of bread and all the goodness in between, creating something only to be described as, a samdwich.

"I had myself a ham an cheeze samdwich earlier, quite delicioso"

Mom- "How was your samdwich I made you?"

Me- " It was so good I can't even"

by Jackblackz October 13, 2014

Kate Spade Handbag

Not unlike the current alternative definition for the word 'beard', 'The Kate Spade Handbag' is a metaphor for the use of a person (in this case a man) for the masking of homosexuality. The lesbian in question can sometimes be found engaging in penetrative coitus with their handbag, and will most likely pretend to be in a committed relationship to conceal the fact that she is a raging carpet muncher. Other frequent signs are usually the lack of desire to fellate the handbag's penis and/or the history of previous lesbianism.

David mate you're her Kate Spade handbag, I'm 100% sure your birds a dyke.

Guys Diana won't suck me off... do you think i'm her Kate Spade Handbag?

Hey priscille! Maybe I can just pretenddd not like licking your minge? You know....get a Kate Spade handbag OK let's scissor!

by phallicconnoisseur June 27, 2019

Scamdemic

A word used to show you're paranoid and think the government and pharmaceutical companies actually care about you.

Wake up sheeple it's all a big scamdemic!

by RBatz September 8, 2020

Spade

A offensive nickname for a african american

''oi you fuckin spade why grassin on me!''

by sweet jesus July 21, 2006

Ace of Spades

Aromantic asexual. These are people who feel neither romantic nor sexual attraction.

"So you're an ace of spades? Cool. Me too."

by SylphofRage May 10, 2015

Scamdemic

Those who take advantage of pandemic to take time off from job they hate.

Fred was sick of working so he pulled the ole scamdemic trick to take the next three weeks off .

by Rail Trail Guy April 24, 2020

Shamdildo

its a dildo basically but it applies the shamwow concept. you basically just shove it in your/her vag and it sucks up all the moisture. now that the inside of the vag feels like sandpaper you can stick your dick up there and make it bleed. colors come in orange, blueberry, blood, and camel. (warning for masochistic purposes only)

Matt-"right after i basted my girlfriend i shoved a shamdildo up her vag then stuck my dick in there. it felt like my dick was rolling around in hot beach sand."

Dan-"aww dude you gotta invite me next time it sounds like a blast!"

by lil pga pro 1 June 29, 2009