Severus Snape

one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men dumbledore has ever known.

Severus Snape is one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men I have ever met

by Musicnotegirl November 7, 2010

Sober as a goat

An expression that Bobby made up and has no actuall meaning.especially since he's the only one who uses this expression

Bobby "I'm sober as a goat"
Everyone else: is that even an expression?

by Not Bobby July 2, 2016

severus

Sexy hot man who chills and thrills with his silky voice, precise movements with talented hands and snarky temper.

You know you've encountered a severus when he can make you come with his words alone.

by Keelly December 20, 2007

take several seats

When someone is doin' too much (or trying to hard) and just need to sit down somewhere and be quiet because they sound stupid.

Becky: *puts relaxer in her hair*
Becky: *is now bald*
Becky: I just wanted my hair to be straight
...Take several seats

by 😐😐😐😐 January 17, 2018

Sober Cab

Basically the same thing as a Designated Driver. They go with a group of friends to a party but don't actually participate in drinking but they drive their drunk friends home.

Ian's my sober cab.

by Neal Longhorn December 24, 2010

sober daddy

A sober daddy is a absolute cat who avoids piss like the fucking plague.

“Listen to ya your a fucking sober daddy” Danen Crowell 2020

by Ape Doughboy September 12, 2020

sober drunk

when someone has had no alcohol to drink but they act like they drank wayyy too much

billy was going crazy at the party last night, but he didn't drink anything! what a sober drunk.

by Germ604 January 23, 2006