Soledo

Short duration solo or group performance or 'serenade' for entertainment and sometimes humorous purposes. A crowd pleaser to provide enjoyment to patrons of an establishment or played by an individual to create a romantic overtone or relaxed mood.

i'll be happy if i can just go home, play my girl a quick soledo before bed and try to get some sleep.

by Mike Pasagio November 15, 2007

Mitsubishi salesman

1)A person who sells Mitsubishi vehicles.
2)A derogatory term for a person with an indecipherable oriental accent. Originating from one being confused as to what their intended meaning (Is he teaching me something, or trying to sell me a Mitsubishi?). Coined by students in the University of Akron's Mechanical Engineering department.

Don't take that professor, he's a total Mitsubishi salesman.

by Benzin October 30, 2008

Happy Mask Salesman

A character from Majora's Mask, he owns the Happy Mask Shop in Ocarina of Time.

The Happy Mask Salesman gave me the creeps, oh wait I was just reading my thoughts out loud...

by Noodlez667 November 1, 2016

anatomical sales associate

Another clever synonym for a prostitute. It can be used to describe the profession or as an insult.

Hooker: "Hey! Do you like to party!?"
Client: "Well, I'm not exactly comfortable with soliciting the services of a prostitute."
Hooker: "Then think of me more as an anatomical sales associate."
Client: "Oh, well when you put it that way..."

by improviduto December 15, 2008

Salesianum

A prominent secondary school in Wilmington, DE, where students get a better education than other delaware schools. Its reputation is second to none, and when you either get married or croak, the words "Salesianum Alumnus" will magically appear in your little blip of the newspaper. Such an occurrence is rarely, if ever, seen with graduates from St. Marks, Tatnall, Tower Hill, and other schools that wish they were cool.

Your son went to St. Mark's/ Tatnall/ Tower Hill? Mine went to Sallies. I think he's outside beating the shit out of your son.

by billy-bo jim-bob April 21, 2005

salesterbation

A process that occurs when lots of sales people get together and get each other excited without actually making a sale.

Did you hear about the salesterbation at the sales kickoff? They are really excited about the new roadmap.

by mushmouth71 October 14, 2008

Sales Whore

Someone who will do anything for a sale. They will never lose a sale to a competitor. Neither rain, sleet, snow, hell or high water will stand in their way! Once you are a Sales Whore, you are a Sales Whore for life.

1. Ray and Sergio are total Sales Whores. They will do anything for a sale!
2. Did you see how he took that sale from the competitor? He has Sales Whore skills!

by SW1SW2SW3 March 13, 2012