sawdust smoothie

when you scratch the dry sweaty skin of your gooch into your friends face while he's sleeping, then you have a juicy fart wake him up

give him a sawdust smoothie when he goes to sleep, he's too drunk to even know.

by BTK ALL DAY May 25, 2011

Banana Smoothie

Where man pushes a banana into a girls vagina as the she tihgtens to crush the banana. The man then has sex wiht the girl and blows. The girl then pous the nice smoothie into or onto the guys mouth.

I had the most refreshing banana smoothie yesterday.

by doho121 January 19, 2010

Fetus Smoothie

Smoothie that tastes like fetus. Often served on the rocks or with a Bacardi Twist. Sometimes mistaken as an Abortion Slushy.

Hey Ted......Wutcha' Drinkin'??
Oh nothing...JUST A FETUS SMOOTHIE!!!!!

by FETUShappyHOUR969 December 16, 2008

Bandera Smoothie

A Molotov cocktail made in Ukraine

“Did you know how to make a Molotov cocktail a week ago?”
“No, but here in Ukraine we now call them Bandera Smoothies”

by Explosives_Connoisseur March 21, 2022

Pineapple Smoothie

The act of a dude blowing his load and immediately transitioning that final weak burst (that usually just dribbles out) into a continous stream of urination that you can't really control.

"Man it was so hot out that day, that bitch was just asking to get cooled off with a Pineapple Smoothie....boy did I give it to her!"

by Team Little Jerry Seinfeld September 1, 2009

strawberry smoothie

Another word for va-jay-jay, as heard on "Impractical Jokers."

Joseph: "So, when I get home to my wife, I like to play around with her strawberry smoothie."

by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017

poop smoothie

a warm smoothie made of poop.

this poop smoothie is delicious, bob, let me lick your ass!

by Carlos Crespo August 14, 2003