Smirkle 

Sneaky, Shady, Tricky, Slick, and sexy
One who smirkles finds all the holes
Someone who smirkles around town has the biggest swinging balls but most of the time can't be trusted to use them.
Someone who always sacks the QB
Both getting into tight spaces and not getting into tight spaces at the same time

S/he smirkled the beer into the movie theater

Smirkle by Chef-Boy-R-Beep September 3, 2024

smeckledorfed 

To be duped or bamboozled.

"You loony loofah, he is the imposter! We've been dooped! Bamboozled! Smeckledorfed!"

smeckledorfed by evrstz June 25, 2024

smeckledorfing 

the concept of deceiving or scamming one or more people and making them not know until a later time.

aka 99% of free (insert game currency here) ads

Mike: Hey John. Sorry I couldn't hop on the game, I was too busy smeckledorfing some kids.

John: What the fuck Mike.

smeckledorfing by ThePissFairy July 11, 2025

snerkle

Snerkle (noun / verb, informal musician slang)

Noun:
A pianist who obsessively repeats or lingers on a single chord or voicing instead of progressing harmonically.

Verb:
To snerkle — to repeatedly play the same chord, often while adjusting touch, voicing, or extensions, either deliberately (for practice) or due to hesitation.

In context:
• “He was stuck snerkling on that Cmaj9 for ten minutes.”
• “Stop snerkling and move the progression forward.”

Connotation:
Neutral to mildly negative—can imply either focused refinement or lack of harmonic movement, depending on intent.

Got it—using “snerkle” as the noun:

He’s such a snerkle—sat there for twenty minutes hammering the same chord instead of finishing the piece.

snerkle by johneeg March 23, 2026

Smirkles

The tiny, low-effort, mostly involuntary eye blinks that happen between normal blinks. Less noticeable, lighter, and more automatic than a regular blink. Usually driven by muscle memory rather than a strong reflex or conscious need.
Unlike a full blink, smirkles feel like background maintenance for the eyes.

I wasn’t sleepy, those were just smirkles during the lecture.

Smirkles by Conphide April 20, 2026

Smarkle

To make something smell amazing and sparkle — to clean it so well it shines.
When you smarkle something, it doesn’t just get cleaned; it gets that fresh scent, that glow, that “new again”

“Dang, this place looks brand new!”
“Yeah, I smarkled the whole house.”

Smarkle by i3reezy October 19, 2025