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bro your penis is small

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when a guy keeps telling a joke to or about someone to someone when they ask them to stop.
"dude 3 series apple"
"shut up alex"
"no but dude, 3 series apple"
"bro your penis is small"
by fuckyoutrevor January 10, 2012
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penis enlargement is for men with small peni (Derogatory)
penis enlargement is for men with small peni
by derogatoryterms September 29, 2022
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small penisitis

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A common condition that occurs in males.
Hey bro,you should have that checked out... I think you have small penisitis!
by wldcts July 28, 2006
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Small Penisites

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A disorder when your Penis is really small.
Woah I have Small Penisites‼️⁉️‼️
by Proud Feetus Carrier February 24, 2023
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Smallpenisary

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General petty and wholly unnecessary one-upmanship.

The term is derived from the fact that partakers in such tomfoolery are usually trying to compensate for the fact that they have very small peni.
Situations where people could be accused of indulging in smallpenisary:

Louis: Right, I'm going to set my alarm for ten past eight. What time are you getting up, Tim?
Tim: Hmm, I think I'll set my alarm for, let's see, 8:09.

Ian: Oh, what lovely mashed potatoes! And just the right amount, too! Louis, are you not going to finish yours? Can't you manage them?
*Louis is stuffed and looks sick*
Ian: Well, I think I've just got room for some fruit! I'll have a satsuma.
Louis: Well in that case, I'll have a bag of satsumas.
*Louis proceeds to "down" a good ten satsumas*
by The T Meister October 28, 2005
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Smallenis

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a pp small, tiny etc. in size
Patty-“Wow! I didn’t think Matt’s pp was so smallenis!””
by Bih_101 December 16, 2019
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U smell like penises

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Used to insult someone who smells horrible
Hey hobo u smell like penises
by Epictailz February 19, 2017
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