shattered

To break into a million pieces. To suddenly burst into fragments.

The thoughts of a million men trapped inside the chasm which is the mind of a future programmer.

The vace shattered into right before our eyes.

by Shattered December 2, 2003

Sluethered

A mic description of being beyond drunk.

Poric is halfway through his second bottle of Jameson}, and he's pissed himself twice already. He's bloody well sluethered.

by Bones Magoo October 13, 2005

Shattered Mast

N. The residual pain left from an extended, but exquisitely satisfied priapism.

V. To satisfy the priapism.

Baby I've still got a shattered mast from last friday.

by Bigsby Hornsworth June 15, 2010

sluttard

a girl or guy who possesses the qualities of both: 1)a total slut and 2) the cognitive ability of a mongoloid monstertard

"tevs, natch i'm going to the party," uttered the sluttard

by pollen June 2, 2007

sluggered

A very unmotivated person.

Andre stop being a sluggered and graduate. You have been in college almost a decade.

by Jonathan Maiden February 19, 2008

Slutter

A crocheted or knitted sweater that has lots of holes in it. Which is always fashionable but never warm.

Pronounced slut-ter.

"Whoa, that's a pretty slutter you are wearing!!"
-"I know, but I'm always so cold!"

by reapperofsouls December 10, 2013

Slithered

(v.) caught being a snake

“Susan got slithered when she was making out with Brad last night.”

by Mae Kae Sunner June 10, 2019