Sleeping Realm Theory

A Kingdom Hearts fan theory that is pathetically inconsistent and does not match with lore, anyone who objects to it is a bitter SoKai shipper and or dudebro who has nothing better to do with their lives.

Person 1: Have y’all read the sleeping realm theory

Person 2: You mean that fanfic that does it’s absolute best to justify a crack pairing.

by Concept October 16, 2019

sleeping sperm donkey

While the victim is sleeping, preferably face up, the person performing the task begins to masturbate. Just before ejaculation, mount the victim such that the sperm will land on the victim's lips, and punch them dead in the face. Right when they wake up, shoot a load in their face or mouth, jump off and yell, "I GOT YA BITCH!," then run out of the room and get in a car and drive away. Name inspired by the Donkey Punch

B: she tricked me into giving her a backrub with promises of sex, and then said she was too tired and fell asleep.

K: what a bitch.

B: yeah but i got her back, after she fell asleep I gave her a sleeping sperm donkey and ran over her persian cat sam as i drove away.

by sexaddict July 21, 2006

social sleeping

To fall asleep, usually without warning in a social situation.

spicer really needs to cut down on his social sleeping

by mr low grade August 23, 2007

sleeping friend

When you wait for one of your friends to fall asleep so you can masturbate with their hand. Also known as the lazy man's stranger.

I was way too drunk to sit on my hand for 20 minutes so I used the sleeping friend.

by Flemington Hoggin August 29, 2006

Kentucky Sleeping Pill

Two shots of Wild Turkey 101, taken back to back in an effort to make you fall asleep at night.

I was having trouble falling asleep last night, so I took a Kentucky Sleeping Pill. It burned like hell, but I was out in 30.

by boosh!!!!!!!! November 24, 2009

Sleeping around

When someone has been having sex with several different people.

Sometimes used pejoratively when referring to a person in a relationship who's been cheating on his or her partner.

Betty: I heard you want to break up with Jim.
Susan: Yeah, I think he's been sleeping around.


Carl: Kimberly is such a whore.
Tyrone: Yeah, I heard she's been sleeping around a lot.

by ShAdOwZ February 28, 2009

Sleeping with the Fishes

To Be Dead, to be found dead, to be killed, slayed, massacred, murdered brutally, or extermined, put to death by some force

The Godfather
The Gutted fish placed on Don Vito Corleone's lap, it, "He goes, what is this?" and his man replys, "It means Luca Debrazi is sleeping with the fishes."

by vmars06 May 19, 2006