Skipping States

When you catch a criminal charge and start crossing states so the cops can't catch ya.

I caught a murder charge so I had to start skipping states.

by Issa Hawa February 2, 2020

Skip-genes

Skip-genes: a situation where someone's child posesses much greater brains, talent or looks than their parent(s). Suggesting a relative in previous generations had these qualities that this parent lacks.

Wow, your kid is really good looking and you aren't, skip-genes?

by Speedbiker November 7, 2019

Quin Skip

A universal Speedrun strategy developed by YouTuber and Videogame extaordinaire, QuinBoBin.

The Quin Skip is applicable to any type of Speedrun at any moment, even unofficial or unremarkable Speedruns.

Instances of The Quin Skip have been primarily observed in, but are not limited to, the following titles:
"Super Mario Odyssey,"

"Kirby and the Forgotten Land,"

and various sections of the "Legend of Zelda" series.

Yo! Brian just took 13 seconds off his best time by jumping across that bridge! He took the Quin Skip!

by Tree Slapp April 29, 2022

skip dick

Skip dick is when one's penis smells like the brand of crisps "Skips"

Jane: Wow Michael had really bad skip dick last night, might have to break up with him.
John: Hahahahaha that is grim blad

by TheGuyThatKnows July 8, 2016

skip town

1. To quickly leave a city/neighborhood when confronted with a hostile situation.

2. To avoid a rival gang or enemy by leaving a city/neighborhood unannounced.

3. To move to another city/neighborhood when your house/crib gets shot up by a rival gang.

Yo Dawg! Tyrese just got out of Prison! You best skip town guy!

by J DIDZ September 1, 2006

skip song

A song that you frequently skip; Any song that you press "Next" whenever it comes on

John: Why do you have all these crappy songs? They're just skip songs.
Billy: I dont know...I will delete them now.

by Tyler Feddersen July 31, 2007

skip doctor

A completely worthless product which is meant to take scratches out of cds and dvds by buffing the disc. When in all reality the buffing wheel actually scratches the shit out of the disc, but in a good kind of way. Therefore you end up with thousands of scratches on a disc that you were trying to remove one scratch from.

Does this skip doctor that you dropped $40 on really work? No, it actually scratches the shit out of the disc, but in a good kinda of way.

by chickenwingjr. May 5, 2009