skim

fermented dick cheese, served in Berlin Steakhouse
see smegma

"Dude, I got so much skim."
"Bruh, I'm skimming the fuck out."
"Why you skimpt me like that?"

by David Lynch Junior September 14, 2020

Skimming Atmosphere

When an extreme act is taken right upto the limit, but backed off at the last moment.

"That was so close, we were almost skimming atmosphere there."

by Starfleet Command March 6, 2022

Skim Beeble

To do something too soon.

I was hoping I would get another date with that girl, but my friends said I skim beebled it when I called her the next day.

I was hungry before bed because I skim beebled my dinner.

by Mike Roedich February 5, 2024

Executive Skimming

To review something to such a minimal extent that it can't even count as skimming, while also forming an opinion which is generally outlandish as there is no understanding of the context

Bro, Mike isn't prepared at all again! He was executive skimming again and now spouting nonsense with the CEO! Who's going to correct him!?

by Truffula June 20, 2023

Salerno Skim

When you read something so fast and carelessly that you retain almost nothing.

I apologize. I didn’t actually read your feedback. I just gave it a ‘Salerno Skim’ and missed the point entirely.

by SaltandWinegar December 2, 2023

skim toast honey

Referring to a woman who can talk the talk but can’t walk the walk.

Youse ain’t nothing but a skim toast honey.

by Balls Mahoney March 5, 2024

Skim milk

A nickname for a person who was big but has lost some weight.

Hey skim milk. Why you call me skim milk for?
Because you lost weight.

by DCYBER406 June 24, 2024