sitched

to make ready. to provide appropriate care in preparations. to act toward readiness.

..we sitched up our saddles, and rode to Sanora last night.

by Dr. Lowel Michael July 26, 2005

bad sitch

a bad situation.

person 1: " I really messed up my leg last night:
person 2: " oh boy, thats a bad sitch"

orr
" a sad bitch is a bad sitch, a bad sitch will equal a sad bitch"

by COOKIEMONSTERBRAINS January 20, 2009

sitcom

Single Income Two Children Oppressive Mortgage

If you live in a sitcom you might go bankrupt so your better off as a dink.

Look up dink here.

by Schon September 29, 2003

Sitch

Its a euphemism for a Vagina. It can come in two varities. A good Sitch or a bad sitch. Sitch is short for situation. ie; She has a good situation to be in or a bad one. Get it?

Dude #1 - So how was that chick last night?
Dude #2 - She had a tasty little sitch.
- OR -
Dude # 1 - So, how was that chick last night?
Dude #2 - Man she had a nasty sitch! All hairy like a briar patch!

by Jager Steve October 11, 2007

POV on the whole sitch

A shortened and very lame way of saying, "Point of view on the whole situation." It is lifted from the movie Slackers, when Cool Ethan (Jason Schwartzman) is talking to the female lead and being generally annoying, as he is the entire movie.

I just wanted a girls POV on the whole sitch...

by Danno April 6, 2005

sitchenario

Term used by some one who is confused about whether to describe a situation or a scenario. Typically coming from someone who is really "ghetto" trying to sound important and they wind up sounding...ghetto.

"Here's the sitchenario, officer...I was in that neighborhood looking for my lost dog. Dat ho just leaned over into my ride and started talkin' about sex."

by Dean Ceran June 27, 2006

unstich the sitch

To ruin an event or occasion. Derived from "sitch" which is slang for situation.

We were flying kites at the park when a sudden rainstorm unstiched our sitch.

by Pajamaman July 22, 2003