Scissors

A cutting instrument for paper

I cut myself with scissors

by Flyboy5901 March 1, 2018

good scissors

The sharpest, most expensive pair of scissors one has in the household. Used for more revered activities such as cutting hair, or wrapping gifts. Not the crappy blunt ones, the other ones.

'Has anyone seen the good scissors?'
'They're in the top drawer.'
'Nah, these are the normal scissors, I can't trim my nose hair with these, they're blunt as all hell.'

by bertiebeetles March 18, 2009

cajun rock paper scissors

Rock paper scissors in which both participants keep one uncovered arm out and then play rock paper scissors like normal. The winner of each round gets to slap the loser's arm once at the end of each round. Repeat ad infinitum.

Man I can't believe my left arm is still bleeding from all that cajun rock paper scissors yesterday.

by Twisted Magnum March 9, 2008

Safety Scissors

When two girls scissor with their clothes on.

Sara told Jenny she had contracted an STD, so Jenny suggested they use safety scissors from now on.

by jonny mac and jizz April 28, 2009

sissoring

When 2 girls fuck eachother using their vaginas as dicks.

Dick: Did you see that porno on the internet yet? The girls were sissoring!!

Dbag: Aww! I wish I was there!!!!!!

by trose1234 December 2, 2010

rock paper scissors

Children's hand game of chance: scissors cuts paper, paper wraps rock, rock breaks scissors.

My turn! No, mine! Let's play rock paper scissors.

by octopod July 10, 2004

safety scissors

A pair of scissors that has been made so that they are unable to cut anything besides human flesh, and therefore considered "childproofed". This supports the theory that humans are getting stupider (see airport and educational television).

"Safety scissors are comletely useless."

by Kazyan July 13, 2006