Samophie

sam and sophie combined into the sweetest creative name in history! In none other cultures or ethnic background does this name contain. Specially developed from all whom are wise.... Best girl on the 269block! Always has a following of haters, but thats what keeps you so HOTTTT!!!!! Usually bad ass softball player, athletic all around and hot body!!!! Eyes as dark as night but as fierce as fire. Basically finest bitch in history to date.

Only one white girl could possibly contain a name like Samophie.

by dirtee dietz February 4, 2010

Simon The Hottie

Simon is the absolute hottest and cutest boy you will ever see. He will make you instantly cum in your pants. His bunda is big, his knockers are bare, he will make you cum with one glance. By far the most alpha, chad male you will ever see.

Person 1: have you seen Simon The Hottie?
Person 2: Yeah, I came instantly.
Person 1: Shiiiiit, I wanna have that experience.

by Simon The Hottie Stan June 23, 2021

Simple Simon

A stupid motherfucker.

"We cannot see anyone at the clinic because we don't have the technology."
YOU SIMPLE SIMON, motherfucker.

by HoneyBadger612 December 7, 2018

Slimy Simon

The act of bathing yourself in sexual lubricant and proceeding to slide around the floor.

Aye boys, you coming around to slimy Simon this afternoon?

by Lutanint dan September 22, 2020

Simone

Simone is a bad ass bitch and hella fine. She is short, brown hair, brown skin, and fiioooonnne!!!!!! Every guy wants her because she's tough and cute what else can you ask for in a girl. She's is a very private person though she knows how to fight and will protect all of her friends guys or girls she will fight you so run!!!!! A Simone has a split personality she can be the goofer of the century but wen its time to get serious she get serious. A Simone is literally the best person to be friends with

guy 1: Simone so mean but fine

guy 2: Yeah it so weird

by Her BFFF December 20, 2018

simon kaggwa njala

The sole saviour of heterosexuality, often interviewing random gays at his own news show.

- Why are you gay?
- who says I'm gay?
- you are gay!

by simon kaggwa njala (2012)

by ireallylovemelons May 17, 2021

Simon Baker

An amazing Australian actor who played in shows like The Guardian and in the movie Sex and Death 101.

"Simon Baker"

"Yup, he's second only to Alex O'Louglin"

by Simonbakerfan August 16, 2008