Slingblade

When you form a gun shape with your hand, wipe your butt with it, and flick the fecal matter at a coworker.

The guy next to me had to go home because he took a slingblade to the face.

by slingblader69 July 5, 2017

mud-slinging

the political use of tactics such as defamation

people use mud-slinging everywhere these days.

by Light Joker April 3, 2006

midget sailing

The sexual act that involves a small person.

If a man inserts his fully-stiffed penis into small person's anus/vagina, he can start to rotate the small person around his penis, thus imitating the act of turning the sailboard wheel - giving him an unique grinding sensual pleasure.

Rotation can be also invoked by slapping the small person really really hard.

Man and his wife fighting: "You bitch, if you were a midget, I'd slap your ugly face so hard, I would be midget sailing till next Tuesday!"

by doublerainbowomg September 7, 2010

Sailing

The fine art of getting really wet, really cold, going nowhere really fast, while spending large amounts of money

Sailing owns, though

by jackts9999 May 4, 2009

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

Pussy Sailing

a term that means looking for girls/pussies.
looking for wiling girls to have sex.

"Man, It's been a rough week."
"Yes, we should go pussy sailing."
"Indeed"

by De Jay Hemmingston January 18, 2010

Slinging Ropes

to Sling Ropes (v) - Ejaculating with enough force and for a long enough period of time, so that there is no break in a long stream of ejaculate.

"Carver is in the back slinging ropes on his girl."

"He hasn't had sex or masturbated in a month. As soon as that happens, he'll be slingin' ropes."

by McNugen January 11, 2009