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by Trumpium December 14, 2021
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Turn signal

A mythical object, believed to be found inside automobiles in or around Philadelphia.
If only there was a way to signal this turn so the person behind me knows what my intentions are. Oh well I'm from philly and wouldn't use a turn signal anyway.
by Coooolringi March 3, 2014
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California Turn Signal

Flipping the bird, usually to another driver, either upon witnessing an act of pure idiocy or during road rage.
That old fart is doing 20 under the limit in the carpool lane....give 'em the California Turn Signal, will ya?
by The Fuck You Soul Brother October 18, 2003
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Ke Dollar Sign Ha

The alternate way to say Ke$ha (a female pop singer)'s name. This alternate name first appeared in the musical TV show, Glee. The school principle did not know how to properly say Ke$ha's name so he said, "Ke Dollar Sign Ha".
Did you hear the new song from Ke Dollar Sign Ha?!
Yeaaaa! it was awesome!
by Caxiss April 2, 2011
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signed, sealed, and delivered

an expression which means that a particular matter has been taken care of.
"Hey, did you finalize the purchase of the estate yet?"

"Yep, the title now officially belongs to me.....signed, sealed, and delivered!"
by Bungalow Bill September 4, 2006
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The Signal

the constant flow of information that is transmitted by the television 24 hours a day.

When one continually controls the information, one controls the people absorbing the information. The manufactured and controlled information guides the masses to their conclusions and engineers society. Unplug the Signal!
They are like robots just repeating what was transmitted by the signal.

News of no importance is constantly debated and analyzed when subscribing to the signal.
by ScienceRocket June 16, 2011
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noise-to-signal ratio

The proportion of irrelevant, off-topic, inflammatory, nonsensical, spammy, screaming, content-free, trolling, or otherwise useless statements to actual useful, worthwhile communication.

From the informal sense of signal to noise ratio, but inverted to emphasize the "noise".
"That discussion board used to be a great place to talk about politics, but now the noise-to-signal ratio is through the roof!"

"Typically, a demagogue actually benefits from nonsensical, contradictory and inflammatory statements and agendas. Ironically, the higher the noise-to-signal ratio, the more effective they become since any useful information would actually rein them in."
(adapted from Raul and JonG)
by Grinning Cat October 10, 2012
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