shrinko

A made up slur used to insight conflict, that means nothing

You: you fucking shrinko!
Shrinko: what the fuck did you call me?
You: you're a fucking shrinko!

by Idfk 50m.power April 21, 2023

Shrinkpotle

The restaurant chain formerly known as Chipotle, until around 2022 when they began to significantly shrink portion sizes to combat inflation. Once a proud company and many people's go-to mexican spot, Chipotle has now become nothing more than a bite-size burrito boondoggle.

Joe: Hey Brad, want to hit up Chipotle for lunch? Brad: You mean Shrinkpotle? No thanks, I'm not interested in paying $10 for the Ant Burrito Especial.

by bavery08 August 5, 2023

Seasonal Shrinkage

The proven theory that penises are smaller during winter and therefore cant be measured reliably during these months.

It was the first time she saw my penis, but due to seasonal shrinkage i made a bad impression.

by Carl Pontusson August 15, 2017

Shpink

The sound of a cymbal bell when played by itself in rock, or more commonly, metal music. The "shpink" most often closes a drum fill and signals a heavy breakdown.

The drummer finished the chorus with a shpink and then the rest of the band exploded into the breakdown.

by THRdrummer July 13, 2009

Shranky dank

When you gobble up that weed so fast that it seems to have disappeared.

Man, what happened? Our weed went poof-gonzo. That was some mean shranky dank!

by Webbsterrsdicctionaryy September 11, 2015

head shrinker

A psychologist (derogatory).

See also: shrink.

"I've been going to a head shrinker to deal with my anxiety problems and to make the voices in my head shut up."

by xido November 7, 2004

shmink

The next level of being Smacked after smoking the gas

Person 1: Yo we were so smacked after we smoked that gas
Person 2: We weren't smacked we were Shminked
Person 1: you right

by Gentleman Wizard February 19, 2017