The School of Wet Box

Sexual experience in the lower orifices.

Woooow, Juan, did you learn that in the School of Wet Box?

by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2016

Holland Middle School

A school with too many kids who try to become popular by fistfighting and vaping in the bathrooms. All the white boys say the n word yet they were never given the pass. Every "quirky" girl walks in with iced coffee, a messy bun, oversized hoodies and makes tik toks. the stairs are impossible to walk up/down without tripping, and you need to fill out a whole pass just to leave the room. basically prison with a broken AC.

boy: yoooo bro stacy and rabecca got in a fight in the bathrooms cause rabecca stole her juul pod
boy2: yeah bro it's all over snapchat. can't believe it started on tik tok...
boy3: those holland middle school kids are crazy...

by gary pa-pedo-zion April 9, 2019

School Shooting

American Culture.

Sorry to say but school shooting is so american now. Its non stop. And no i am not racist.
Eric: Hey dylan, wanna go on a school shooting?
Dylan: Nigga im dead.
Eric: Ok

by Alien Weed April 27, 2019

High school

A fusion of education and prison for adolescents.

Calling it 'the best four years of your life' is fucking bullshit. Each year you spend at this so-called 'school' has it's own special horrors.

Freshmen: Every other grade hates you. You probably hate yourself, too, because you're too goofy for the older grades who've lost their desire to exist. Having anything remotely close to an interaction with one of you is like trying to talk to a circus animal who just got introduced to cocaine.

Sophomores: At this point, you begin to understand why freshman are hated as much as they are. The main feature of your sophomore year is that 'groups' such as the athletes, the nerds, and the druggies emerge. It's like being in a television show where everybody is a walking stereotype.

Juniors: You've probably lost your sanity and your will to live by this point. Because senior year is just a big blow-off and a waste of everybody's time, you get to spend this year cramming four semesters' worth of content into two. The main specialty of this year is getting carpet-bombed into oblivion by homework.

Seniors: You spend no time on school whatsoever. In school, you probably don't give a single fuck what your grades are and will instead devote endless hours to doing nothing when you could be in college or at home learning a skill.

Karl: What is that giant brick building?

Joe: That's high school.

by RollyPolly657 April 15, 2022

Easton area middle school

Easton area middle school is a sexists,lowkey rasist, annoying ass school with fake people left and right, creepy teachers (me.bernside),and bitch ass principles. You’ll often feel the need to jump outta windows,and throw yourself in front of moving vehicles after attending Easton. People will often compare it to hell

Person one: I go to hell
Person two:Easton area middle school?
Person one:yea
Person two:yeah me to
Person one: let’s kill ourself

Person two:yeahh!!!

by Thattbitchh December 31, 2018

High school

Most say its hell but that word doesn't even begin to describe it.

Parents "How was High School?"
Kid "It starts with a h and ends with L."

by A Human Male April 27, 2017

Matanzas High School

A school where you "Make it a great day or not. The choice is yours."A school where your football team is practically made up of a bunch of football player wannabes who would rather act immature during practices, and practically lose nearly every game. A relatively all-around intelligent school with more than 55% mediocre teachers.A school where you have to watch out for track coaches,as they tend to get chubbies from 5 foot tall freshman girls.A school where you hear more "dude, lets go surfing' then you hear "lets actually read a book & not complain about it."A school where looks matter.Where a hypocrite black student will freely speak their mind and say "You uuugly" when clearly they shouldn't be talking.A school where if there is a fight.Everybody acts like Ronaldo just took his shirt off,so they have some immediate reaction to record it.A school where the cop on campus is more of a joke then the vending machine options.A school where you go to watch a 'bullying awareness' short film,and everybody laughs at it because the majority are self-centered rich kids who would rather prevent themselves from having an outdated iPhone, then prevent bullying.A school where students are utterly disrespectful to elderly substitute teachers.A school where you couldn't count on the students to actually elect a smart student in each grade to represent them as student body.Instead it's about popularity.

Matanzas High School was a great example of which schools too avoid!

by tjsochie74 May 14, 2015