socket wench

derived from the slang word "ratchet," a socket wench is one who lacks class. Typically used to describe someone with a loose vagina, wears tights as pants, earrings with the circumference of a dinner plate, and 6 inch high heels in inappropriate places (such as the zoo, laser tag, golfing, etc).

"Did you see that socket wench at the grocery store? Someone should consider giving her an emergency hysterectomy to protect our population, ASAP."

by platyguin March 5, 2013

Arkansas Socket Set

Another name for a crescent wrench

Hand my that arkansas socket set so I can loosen that bolt!

by Ertlguy April 23, 2009

chocolate socket

Slang term for anus, specifically an anus used for anal intercourse.

I could not wait to stick my cock into Jill's chocolate socket.

by Levontaun April 4, 2007

Cock Socket

The holiest of holies, The place to park ones todger.

Show us yer cock socket bitch.

by Sam Mitchell April 1, 2005

donny shocker

origin: doncaster, south yorkshire, united kingdom
a sexual act performed on a female.

how to give her a 'donny shocker'

basically you use pretty much your entire hand, move it towards the vagina as if about to shake hands, then arrange your hands as follows:

"one on the clit, three in the slit and one in the shit" once you have the correct hand posture - move hand back and forth until satisfaction is achieved

when seeing a chav girl say to mate "bet she's 'ad a donny shocker"

by uchiha madara May 28, 2009

the Franklin Shocker

When two or more girls are scissoring (Rubbing their vagina's together in a manor that resembles scissors) preferable with full bush's and then touch something metal. The static electricity formed from their muffs bumping uglys, shocks the person that touches the metal object.

see also The Shocking scissors

"Hey look we both have huge bushes! Lets scissor and then both grab a door knob, preforming the Franklin Shocker"!

by Thick Pants October 21, 2010

Vulcan Shocker

Somewhat like the original wordshocker/word (two in the pink, one in the stink) except for your hand utilizes all fingers (except the thumb) in the Vulcan "Live long and Prosper" sign. Therfore changing it to "two in the pink, _two_ in the stink."

John's girlfriend liked the Vulcan shocker so much, she wouldn't let him do the original anymore.

by glenitals.com March 12, 2003