Sherman Shopping

The act of or activity describing attending a meal at Sherman Dining Hall at Brandeis University and then taking more food than you can eat, but instead of eating it, putting it into your purse, backpack, bag, or plastic container, and then walking out of the hall in order to take your ("freely") acquired food back to your fridge.

My friends and I went sherman shopping tonight. Would you like some apples from my fridge?

by rujudan September 4, 2010

slapping the captain

masturbating
(i.e. turning japanese, chucking custard, choking the chicken, wringing the meat, sliding the salami, exploding the chode, etc....)

Jack slapped his captain because Jane wouldn't fuck him.

by LaxG March 17, 2004

Shopping Trolley

A shopping trolley is a trolley in which you put your shopping in. Usually found dumped in canals, or with a hobo sleeping in it, they are great transportation tools. Most supermarkets are suffering from jacked shopping trolleys and have introduced newer shopping trolleys which get jacked too.

"Dude, let's go to Tesco and jack the trolleys."

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

Shadow Snapping

Not being able to snap but pretending you can. This sometimes creates a muffled "snapping" sound, which is what the shadow refers to.

What are you doing?

I'm shadow snapping, yo!

by alksak August 4, 2010

Mass Snapping

The snapchat that your friend sends to their entire contact list in an obsessive attempt to break 1 million snap score.

You all know at least one person that does this.

you: Hey man, jen sent me the funniest snap yesterday of her dog
friends: I got it too
you: I thought we were tight, but that girl's just mass snapping us for snap score

by UnSwogger January 22, 2016

Shipping Weasel

Someone who sells on Ebay but always charges waaaaay too much for shipping because that's how they make their profits without having to pay Ebay so much.

I nearly bought a replacement Ipod on Ebay the other day but the shipping weasel wanted $45 to send it.

by Johnny Huh October 14, 2005

shappins

shit happens

I say shappins, you say sheppins. Perfect balance and harmony.

by step420 June 16, 2015