Shmuck

Like if someone does something dumb they are a shmuck but if they are a waffle then they are a shmuck just like Toby D

Oscar: yo wut up homie
Toby: G don’t speak to me like that
Oscar:wtf why u being a shmuck

by Oscar the boss July 25, 2019

shmucking

to make a PB&J using a dead fetus as the jam and your own shit as the jelly

“Bro i’m so hungry right now, I for real need to start shmucking”

by holytractor February 12, 2024

shmuck

a crazy grandma who gives you cookies and will fall over flat ground

omfg my nana is a shmuck, she is the coolest person i know

by old pplz r shmucks February 8, 2010

Shmuck

A word for a sado and doesn’t have friends

“You shmuck.” “You’re such a shmuck” “Yeah Charlie’s such a shmuck”

by Tehetea October 13, 2019

Shmuck

The sound of your balls when they hit the side of your leg

Your such a shmuck

by No nuts August 9, 2016

Shmuck

An insult to imply someone is useless (as the removed foreskin). Usually more descriptive of the user than the subject.

This shmuck just totally cut in line in front of me. Doesn't he know I need my Starbucks?

by Princess Stinkypants May 27, 2016

Shmuck

A dumbass.

Why did you break my window? You are such a shmuck

by Shounen Protagonist October 22, 2019