shitterature

Literature that one would take to the shitter, hence the term. Sunday funnies, album notes, and yearbooks are all good examples because they tend to distract from the dank smell of your feces. Shitterature usually does not include novels or any other piece of literature that requires concentration.

I didn't bring any shitterature with me so I was trapped reading the shampoo bottles' ingredients.

by Kanino July 19, 2007

shitternet

Defined by Mikey Way of My Chemical Romance as "weak ass internet"

Hey man, can you get on the shitternet?

I cant post this tweet becuase of the fucking shitternet.

by hired_geeks_tbone April 22, 2009

Power Shitter

Someone who takes a shit quickly, usually with no time to read a newspaper, magazine, or any useless item of text. Power shitting is a gift and cannot be learned. Power Shitters find themselves perplexed of how people have the time to read while taking a shit. Power shitters get their shit done!

Dude, you like totally took a shit faster than I could piss. You're like a power shitter.

Holy shit, I haven't even looked at the front page yet. - Yeah, I know. I'm a power shitter.

by Power SHIT April 11, 2010

Shindig Shitter

One who shats on shindigs that go down in the hood.
...An alternative for the phrase party pooper. Because it sounds so much better than the nasty phrase party pooper.

Karen is such a shindig shitter, she always comes and shats on our shindigs.

by g--$ October 3, 2009

shittery

A rest stop or other such enclosed group of restrooms.

"Dear, pull over at the shittery so I can stretch my legs!"

by souldesqueeze April 29, 2004

up the shitter

anal sex... need i say more

hey I heard you took it up the shitter one time with your best mate

by k+s May 9, 2007

Shittely

Another way of saying something sucks.

That was very shittely done

by zudas September 10, 2009