golden shiner

Mechanical stimulation of the phalus by another individual's hand in an aquatic environment. Underwater hand job. Also known as a "fin job."

Golden shiner refers to a common species of minnow native to fresh waters of the Atlantic slope of N. America.

I asked Jane to clean the filter after giving me a golden shiner in the hot tub.

by Notemigonus crysoleucas October 9, 2007

San Francisco Shiner

When a gay man punches a woman in the face.

She was giving Mario lip, so he gave her the San Francisco Shiner.

by Dale Reinhardt June 12, 2007

giner shiner

Like a black eye, but on the giner.

That roller derby girl just gave the other one a giner shiner!

by Mad mel January 21, 2008

Nob shiner

When an aroused man frantically rubs his turgid penis, it gives the impression that he is polishing it until it shines; hence he is a nob shiner. Used as a derogatory term to indicate a person who is behaving foolishly in the eyes of the speaker.

I saw that Halifax advert the other day and, I tell you what, that Howard is a right nob shiner.

by Craig August 10, 2004

Shiterature

Any reading material made available for extended stays on the toilet.

Do you mind if I take this old copy of High Times, it should make for some great Shiterature.

by Stephen McCormick August 17, 2009

Shiterature

Material read while taking a shit.

God, Azi just took The Times into the toilet. Good Shiterature!

by Clifton Reed November 13, 2010

Shimbers

The prickly things on a cats tongue. Why cats tongues feel like sand paper.

"Quit licking me Wiskers, your shimbers hurt!"

by cookiefish October 7, 2015