shear stupidity

Getting an outrageously expensive haircut that ends up making you look like you got run over by a rusty lawnmower.

Did you see James? He looks like he just stuck his finger in a wall socket.

Yeah, splurging on a haircut like that was shear stupidity.

by backinbowl February 17, 2010

Shearch

The act of scoping out the best place at a crowded party to take a shit

Joe: Dude where have you been?
Steve: Man I've been shearching but there's too many hot girls using all the bathrooms.
Joe: Sucks man. Guess you'll just have to praire dog.

by mshizzle10 January 20, 2015

shear bear

A monster who steals water bottles from little kids and tries to put kids in the copy machine

That guy's stealing he's being a shear bear

by daniel.df3 June 10, 2017

Shemaria

A loving wife that will please you at will due to her tremendous amount of Love for her significant other that also happens to be a BUM!😍😍😍😍

WOW! I could marry her because she is such a Shemaria

by Joeyoboey December 13, 2018

Shevach

Shevach is a tiny school in Queens, it's literally 3 floors and it takes approximately 15 minutes to get to class because of the traffic. The girls are mainly Bucharians while the others just sit there trying to understand this foreign language. they will accept any female out there and then wonder why the students are so crazy. Most people just come cuz it's convenient for them- or they're a bad kid

I almost hate you as much as I hate Shevach.

by Cómo estás November 6, 2019

shevorce

When a lesbian married couple gets a divorce.

It’s so sad that Becky and Janet’s relationship didn’t work out, hard to believe they are getting a shevorce.

by PGF July 8, 2020

shenara

Shenara is definitely the most beautiful lady your ever see.
She’ll has many powerful sides but can’t make her own choices sometimes . She’ll look for someone that can heal her but has overseen much chances. She has the look in her eyes that makes you fall in love. If you've got a Shenara, keep her around. She’s worth it every time.

Person A: I need a friend for life.

Person B: Just get a Shenara

Person A: Hello. I wanna a talented, handsome, beautiful, friendly and kind thing. What can you offer?

Person B: Nothing but Shenara

Person A: Who's that?

Person B: My girlfriend, Shenara.
Person A: Marry her right now.

by anonymous November 22, 2021