Shattered Hand

From the ancient greek "Shatteraehandi" literally translates as "a place where people go to care so little it hurts sometimes".

Person A: Did you hear what such-and-such did?
Person B (followed by several hundred others): This is Shattered Hand, who cares?
Person A: but...whine whine whine...
PErson B: This is my care face...see it care

by Tangee December 14, 2008

shatter pootled

The meaning of this phrase is "to be Very Tired"

Craig: Wanna do sumthing tonight?

Jade: nah. im shatter pootled

by Dead_Eric July 20, 2008

snap shatter

One who consistently shares their time on the porcelain throne with all of their friends Via SnapChat.

My friends list on snapchat is full of Snap Shatters. All I ever see is turds.

by TheGirlBird March 11, 2014

Shattered

When a relationship can no longer be fixed.

1. Our relationship is no longer just broken, its shattered.

2. When something is broken it can be fixed or put back together. When its shattered, there is no putting it back together.

by Lindsay Mc June 24, 2019

Shattered web

When the crusty nut in your pants chips off and breaks to thousands of pieces

OMG, I forgot to nut outside my pants and now they've crusted up and there's shattered web everywhere

by Cloutos November 26, 2019

jakob's shatter

tfw you meet an arrogant person that tries to intimidate you so in order to regain harmony you must show said person they ain't shit.

queer 86: yea, that creep wanted to dangle a carrot like im vegan, so i had to lend a hand in jakob's shatter

queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.

by 4cc_bloom May 19, 2019

Shatters

A new term used by VSCO girls that basically means the same thing as lit, fire, or slaps.

Annoying Middle School Girl 1: Hey Juno, that new scrunchie on your hydroflask shatters!
Annoying Middle School Girl 2: Thanks, Midnight! My mom bought it for me in addition to these Birkenstocks!

by lemons-hate-you October 13, 2019