shartlet

A short person taking a shart. At the point of said shart they become the shartlet.

God I fucking love drop kicking shartlets

by shartlet December 12, 2022

shartpost

A shitpost that is not intended to be a shitpost, but is a shitpost anyways.

"Dude, the photo he posted is so cringe"
"Shartpost."

by user_83029404 December 21, 2022

Sharlston Community School

Sharlston Community school, although officially a school for 4 to 11 year olds, the average pupil age is 42. Sadly due to the deprivation in the area, children are held back each year. Those that fair worst are 17th generation Sharlston related to their brothers, mums, sisters, cousins, dad. It's normal to date the next door neighbour who's probably already their first cousin. They will aspire to one day have their own council house and go to pay weekly sofas for a 3 piece suite. Nutrition is poor so children are often clinically obese, the average child is at least 6 stone over the recommend bmi. The school serves meat pie, turkey dinasours and custard every day, the 5 dehydrated peas in the offal pie count as the 5 a day , the head cook Shazza says she's extremely proud of her healthy wholesome menu. The pta often fund raise, selling raffle tickets, to fund the new roof. Sadly the money is paid maintain the teachers wine fund and to pay off ofsted with no benefit to the school. Lessons are not planned, with Chinese nail beauticians paid peanuts to watch the children while the teachers swan off on school trips to Italy without the children.

I go to sharlston Community school

by bootcutter67 April 20, 2023

Shartism

A word describing a person who has autism and is really dumb, so dumb that they will die in a matter of weeks.

Person a: whats wrong with him?
Person b: hes suffering from terminal shartism

by Shartismgod April 25, 2023

shartlicker

Shartlicker is where something or someone licks a shart with their tongue. it probably can be used as an insult

"you stupid shartlicker!!"

by egc01 December 28, 2023

Sharist

A person who spends most of their time sharing posts on Facebook. These people are typically nyised by mjolo and are in desperate need for attention.

"Siyabonga has shared many posts of Ntwenhle and Owami stealing mayonnaise and rhabi's today. He is a sharist"

by BADBOYCRISIS June 13, 2024

shartlette

A person who is a mass bread eater and has sharticles in their underpants. Also they hate foul language and the use of the word "goon". Commonly an enjoyer of childish movies and yells at everyone when they get stressed.

"Yo that guy is such a Shartlette"

by shartlette shartington February 7, 2025