Pencil sharpener

Before you get a blow job your partner fills their mouth with cat litter then proceeds with giving you a blow job

Had to go to the hospital after getting a pencil sharpener

by Exit_69_BIGBEAVER October 6, 2022

Penicular Pencil Sharpener

The Universal Scientific Term For The Female
Genitals

Jamie: "Stop Rubbing Your Penicular Pencil Sharpener"
Jeanne: "I Can't Help It"

by RangerPickleDick666 December 13, 2019

Sharpened, sharPened, sharpeneD

Sharpened, sharPened, sharpeneD

Sharpened, sharPened, sharpeneD

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener

The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.

"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Sharpenings

Leftovers after sharpening an art pencil, synonymous with shavings

After you sharpen your art pencils, clean your sharpenings off the bed.

by VBMilkman February 21, 2025

Nipple sharpening

When it´s so cold your nipples harden to the point they can slice steel.

Doctor: "OMG I´m out of knives I can´t operate on this patient"
Doctor 2: "Hand me some ice and i´ll do some nipple sharpening"

by sniffing.cocaine.off.a.niple March 16, 2023

Sharpen the Battle Oar for the Regatta

Code used by closeted gay men to communicate their intent on attending a gay sex orgy;

Sharpen= lubricate

Battle Oar= one's penis

Regatta= public place, usually a highway rest stop or secluded park bench, where homosexual men go to have unprotected sex with multiple anonymous partners

Mike: Hey Dave, what are you up to tonight?

Dave: I'm so stressed. I'm ready to sharpen the battle oar for the regatta. (wink)

Mike: Sounds good. I'll see you there. (gently taps foot)

by Crewman April 29, 2009