shakespear the bed

My boat shakespeared the bed the other day.
by Sean September 22, 2004
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da place where all da bitchez come to learn da language of loooove.

we also study this dead guy named Bill Shakes. It's pretty awesome. All the bitchez are smart and nerdsy, and all of them are gorgeous.

at least 3 out of the sixteen will be extremely pretentious. and at least 50% of the total male population will be gay.

if youre not a hipster, youre a nerd. if youre not a nerd, youre a sloot.
Sloot: Hey, so you going to the Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program today?

Hipster: yea, I decided to dress like Shakespeare to get in the mood.

Kid #1: ME TOO!

Sloot: OMG. THAT'S SO HAWT.

Nerd: ....I want to be Hamlet.

Entire class: LET'S ALL BE HAMLET

Sloot: naww i wanna be Ophelia. mmmmm Hamlet's meats.
by iheartshakespearesomuch December 11, 2010
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William Shakespeare

A really kind dude who writes sad poems and tragedy.
I'm gonna read some of William Shakespeare's poems.
by My sexual identity is KM/S April 24, 2019
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William Shakespeare

He is/was a friend of mine.
William Shakespeare is my friend, not yours.
by briko June 02, 2017
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shakespeared

To be Shakespeared is to have been burned with the verbal eloquence and creativity of the late, great, William Shakespeare.
"Dude, she just Shakespeared you!"
by InTheTardisBlue November 29, 2013
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