stoutenballs

A Jewish male who will die if he smokes

Aye look at that skinny Jew stoutenballs running from a cigarette

by Rigggggg February 7, 2022

Shtout

A person who is short in stature.

Oh my gosh, is that Jo? I couldn’t see him for a second, he’s so shtout!

by Auroral:) July 30, 2023

Stoutie

Anal Sex Technique -- you must thrust ferociously and ejaculate with bravado. After completion, a very frothy semen will lay on top of the recipient's anus akin to the head on a properly poured Guinness stout.

Should you wish to add a "selfie" photo on the frothed semen, inquire with someone who would be willing to lend their Ripple machine to the butt.

~Consent first and always~

Nake: "Oy, mate! You wouldn't believe what this right made me do. They let me give 'em a Stoutie!"

Krïs: Truly profound. I'm going to ring your wagon and let 'em know you're being a little generous with your Stoutie pours!"

by Näke October 10, 2023

StoutySucky

To give a blowjob to a guy while playing fortnite specifically given my wasian guys.

Yo bro can you give me a stoutysucky while I play the game

by JamesJamal March 3, 2025

chocolate stout

when a someone inserts a funnel into her or his ass. then pours a beer into it. she or he then pulls out the funnel and then sprays the beer all over you and or friends.

we paid a stripper at a party to give us a chocolate stout

by dolceglr September 22, 2013

Trouser Stout

A man tard that thinks he is awesome and stellar , but sounds like a babbling gang of death, mute , Mormons and Monkeys fighting over a bible and bannana when speaking to large groups of people in a tactical environment. This man always smells like expired canned tuna juice and cheese puffs.

Jason acted like a “Trouser Stout “ during training upsetting Joey to the point where he earned a coin.

by Jonny35 February 27, 2018

Goudy Stout

Someone who specialises in making Goudies. VERY RARE. You are only born a Goudy Stout, you can never become one. Overall normal people, only difference is they make Goudies.
Named after the microsoft font.

“Hey John make me a Goudy!”
“You idiot, John isn’t a Goudy Stout”
“Oh damn”

by KyrenShat July 10, 2023