An alternative name for man-bags that was invented to make insecure men feel less effeminate about owning what is essentially a handbag.
Clutching his action satchel, Timmy barged through the closed wooden doors and out into the storm.
"I'll show those lousy lumberjacks who's a real man," he shrieked, stomping his foot against the floor like some sort of wet sissy grasshopper. "I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM!!!"
"I'll show those lousy lumberjacks who's a real man," he shrieked, stomping his foot against the floor like some sort of wet sissy grasshopper. "I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM!!!"
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
Get the Action Satchel mug.A Seth Bowen is a magical word. If said 3 times in a row on the 2nd friday the 13th of the year he will appear as the great and holy Alpha Jew. It has only been seen once and those who look down upon him are smitten with awe and wonder.
I just said Seth Bowen 3 times and nothing happened, what did I do wrong?
Nothing willy, you said it on the wrong date.
Nothing willy, you said it on the wrong date.
by PATRONUS GET SOME January 2, 2013
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A handsome lil dude with a million dollar smile and a long pair of legs and exceptionally longer hair than other boys in the world. If you have a seth you should consider yourself the luckiest girl in the wold. If you had lost a Seth miss him with all your heart as he is a ounce in a lifetime experience as he will be the kindest and the most handsome Teenager you will ever meet. So girls if you find a Seth treasure him with all your heart.
Oh hey Seth this random girl in school said that you were handsome and extremely kind! BRO u are one lucky kid
by DunnoPlayz April 4, 2019
Get the Seth mug.One of the best guitarist for the best band ever! His actual name is Russ Parrish and yeah. He plays for Steel Panther, a comical glam metal band with humorous lyrics..some say that their lyrics are annoying or offensive, but it's all for metal so it's good. Satchel gets a ton of pussy and (according to him) has a 5.5 inch dicc. He's amazing and thicccccc asf.
Michael: "State your name"
Satche: "My name right now? Uh, Satchel"
"omg, I'm totally gonna suck Satchel's dick tonight ;)"
Satche: "My name right now? Uh, Satchel"
"omg, I'm totally gonna suck Satchel's dick tonight ;)"
by Tom Landon Hoppus January 13, 2020
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by AntiCircumcisionMan June 7, 2020
Get the Seth Rogen Penis mug.Tying your large intestine around your penis and trying to take a shit. Usually done while having sexual intercourse with a partner but can be done solo.
by E.M.R.T. November 6, 2012
Get the Brown Satchel mug.The act of going balls out, no holds barred, to the max. Whether you're hitting something, driving, racing, or fucking, if you go full satchel you're doing it right.
Matt: My truck is pretty loud, especially when I'm going full satchel down 79.
David: I can't get this bolt broke loose. Time to go full satchel with the impact!
Nick: Last night, this girl and I were fucking, man I went full satchel and fucked her into submission.
David: I can't get this bolt broke loose. Time to go full satchel with the impact!
Nick: Last night, this girl and I were fucking, man I went full satchel and fucked her into submission.
by CRAWFORDx96 April 6, 2017
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