Suffer Session

This is when a individual dedicates a period of time to where they subject themselves to the most horrendous thing to their very existence. This activity can be done by many ways including taking a deep dive into a cursed Subreddit or going to the dark side of YouTube. Either way, if the end resulted in the individual being traumatized coming out of a session then they have completed a proper session.

"We told a friend about this cursed video online and he decided that he was going to use it for a Suffer Session."

by BruhThatIsMatt November 5, 2020

crying session

a section of your day, preferably scheduled, that is reserved specifically for bawling your eyes out until you can’t feel anymore. my favorite part of the day.

“sorry, i can’t hang out tonight. i have a crying session at 7.”

by sadpill April 5, 2021

jam session

This means when a whole bunch of musicians get together play some chords for about a minute saying random lyrics and then go on playing for 19 more minutes.

Phish has super long jam sessions.

Dude Bill and I had a 35 minute jam session last night.

by Chris February 7, 2005

gag session

To gag a bxtch while getting some head

Me: Ayyy, hit that gag session on that hoe!
Kay Dee: Triiiple D! I'm next!

by fxckingbeezy1408 February 6, 2010

Jeff Session

To smoke some weed with your friends.session safety meeting

"You guys want to have a quick Jeff Session before the show?"

by Takethejump May 1, 2018

geese session

a moment of time where there is a lot of "geesing" on one party or another. primarily used in the Oakland, CA area.

a group of friends are geesing a boy named Derek rapidly.

person 1: "awww snap, derek's mom must be blind cuz if i was her after i gave birth to him, i would kill myself"
person 2: "damn sucka, hes so skinny cuz his mom ain't got no tits to breast feed him"
person 3: "ay yo son, derek cried when he dropped a nutter butter"
person 4: "derek only has friends cuz he buys them"

that was a geese session.

by $ Dogg November 12, 2004

rom session

Verbal or nonverbal harsh reprimand (especially one which follows with a lecture).

My parents totally gave me a rom session when I came home late last night.

by James Frohlich April 18, 2007