1. Shared Services are a small group of people that strive to be of the quality of others in their company. IE: Tech Support.
2. Shared Services are often found clinging to the bottom of feet late at night
3. Shared Services are a group of people that don't have an official job title so get dubbed Shared Services as the only explanation for their existance
2. Shared Services are often found clinging to the bottom of feet late at night
3. Shared Services are a group of people that don't have an official job title so get dubbed Shared Services as the only explanation for their existance
As of this printing the Shared Services phenomenon is still being investigated. But, is believed to be Alien in nature from original testing.
by Tech Support August 12, 2004

Also known as Live Service games.
(Game Industry)The business practice of players not having control of whether they can play a game due to a company withholding that function.
A fraudulent business practice that doesn't provides neither goods nor services such as DLC's or Microtransaction items, such as cosmetic (skins, hairstyles etc) or game enhancing item (XP booster, weapons, additional item slots) .
(Game Industry)The business practice of players not having control of whether they can play a game due to a company withholding that function.
A fraudulent business practice that doesn't provides neither goods nor services such as DLC's or Microtransaction items, such as cosmetic (skins, hairstyles etc) or game enhancing item (XP booster, weapons, additional item slots) .
by Judas Mesiah April 27, 2019

by Bindleboy June 27, 2016

ION Services is a feared Hacker & Coder & Skilled Doxxer, He comes from the Group Named MeliSec, the group is full of skilled hackers and coders, ION Services Will Show No Sympathy for your mistakes, And also Goes by the name 11Meli. ION Services Has Created Alot of Usefull Software in his time; to list a few, ION Discord Builder (A discord Hacking tool), ION Webhook Nuker (Nukes Webhooks til the Webhook wont send anything more.), ION Token Nuker (Absolutely Trashes Discord Accounts only by inputing the token.). ION Services is currently working on the ION Panel a paid software that will consist of all of his creations in one Software and will be bundled for $5 for a lifetime License. ION Services is a very interesting Developer, If you know him you definitely are lucky.
girl: Who is ION Services?
7Meli: ION Services is top slat and is a skilled hacker infact! Did you know He also goes by 11Meli?
girl: I didn't know that but now i do.
11Meli: Thank you 7Meli for telling her.
7Meli: No problem 11Meli, But lets get MeliSec on the Web
1Meli: That will be a fun Day once it is.
7Meli: ION Services is top slat and is a skilled hacker infact! Did you know He also goes by 11Meli?
girl: I didn't know that but now i do.
11Meli: Thank you 7Meli for telling her.
7Meli: No problem 11Meli, But lets get MeliSec on the Web
1Meli: That will be a fun Day once it is.
by MeliSec-Roster-Publisher March 10, 2022

Having a wank just to 'clear the pipes' so to speak. Absolutely nothing to do with any sexual thoughts.
I was bored last night so had a service wank, it's been a few days and I didn't want to get clogged up
by laurafrobisher January 22, 2015

A really, REALLY long and pointless document aimed at users using the service. No one ever reads the ToS, and if they did, they take things way too seriously.
It's also a waste of time.
It's also a waste of time.
Don't even bother trying to read the Terms Of Service, because there's nothing in it for you except lost time.
by Sheriff's Deputy Rick Grimes April 12, 2015

A service that a company provides to individuals. 90% of what customer service representatives deal with are people known as idiots. These idiots are losers, whiners and no do-gooders that have nothing else to do with their time.
by Nicholas Bundy February 16, 2005
