Secret Party

Celebrated on September 23rd to mark the end of summer.

Invite your closest friends to have some adult fun and games, and host an orgy.

But remember it's a secret sex party, so don't tell the neighbours, or any stranger, well unless you like the look of them.

Hay, do you want to cum at my secret party tonight?

by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 18, 2023

secret biggie

a girl who's true fatness is covered by a jacket or being in a car.

dude, she was fine till she took off that jacket... sick, shes a secret biggie

by Duog September 4, 2006

secret government

An underground or shadow group who hold the true power of government because of "national security."

“The Secret Government is an interlocking network of official functionaries, spies, mercenaries, ex-generals, profiteers and superpatriots, who, for a variety of motives, operate outside the legitimate institutions of government. Presidents have turned to them when they can’t win the support of the Congress or the people, creating that unsupervised power so feared by the framers of our Constitution.” - Bill Moyers, Secret Government, PBS (Public Broadcasting Service) 1987

by Man-Machine November 22, 2007

Chinese Secret

A "friends with benefits" relationship. Usually a Chinese secret involves a relationship between two individuals that contrasts sharply. For example, a relationship between a African American male and a Caucasian female, or a medical student and a janitor, or two individuals with statistically significant age difference.

Yo, did you see Alonzo trying to holler at that girl? He wants her to be his Chinese secret!

by Alonzo "the playa" April 14, 2008

victoria's secret

poor man's porn.

Oh man that victoria's secret magazine is nice as hell!

by carly January 5, 2004

the secret handshake

a one-man band formed by luis dubuc. his music is defined as techno/electro/pop - i define it as heaven to my ears.

the secret handshake is amazing.

by what the hell let this one work June 22, 2008

secret of mana

secret of mana is a squaresoft produced game, made in the 1990's. its storyline and soundtrack are rivaled only by a couple of the companies other games of the final fantasy series. it is a fantasy role playing game where you have to defeat the bad guy, save the world, so on and so forth. best super nintendo entertainment system game and quite possibly the best game ever made for any platform.

you're playing secret of mana, fucking cool beans!

by levi August 1, 2004