The Seasoning

After a session of hot, passionate love making, and during the manditory cuddle, one lover will spoon the other. The smaller spoon will then 'season' the lower torso and possibly the upper legs of the other lover with a mist of gas and butt sweat.

Jamie small spoon: "30 seconds, my record!"
Darren big spoon: *Profoundly blows his booty trumpet*
Jamie small spoon: "What the hell? What makes you think that now's a good time for The Seasoning?!"

by ImInBigTrouble December 7, 2010

Fresh Seasoning

The hazing ritual used by fraternities that involves flatulating, deficating, ejaculating, or urinating in the food of pledges

Jim: "You see that new guy?"
Bobby:"Yeah, what should we do?"
Jim:"His food could use some fresh seasoning"

by Dr. Highschoolrandom February 22, 2011

pube seasoning

the act of shaving off all your pubes and sprinkling them on any type of food or over a pussy

dude i just ate a pube pizza with my pube seasoning

by pubeman54322 June 15, 2011

mango seasoning

Fat pussy

She's got that mango seasoning.

by blueberry bubblegum October 21, 2017

Kidney Seasoning

When you are about to eat her pussy and she lets a little pee out to give it some flavor. The pee is refered to as kidney seasoning.

I wonder what she ate since her kidney seasoning gave her pussy a milder taste today compared to yesterday.

by Hyper_MiLf August 31, 2021

Kidney Seasoning

When your urine is used to add flavor to your genitalia as your partner gives you head. Kidney seasoning can add flavor to your genitalia based on what you eat. While recieving head, you urine a little at a time to slowly add the flavor for your partner's tast pleasure.

Her pussy tasted bland so she added some kidney seasoning to give it a nice kick.

by Hyper_MiLf August 31, 2021

titty seasoning

Seasoning for titties; cum

" woah dude I put some titty seasoning on her last night"

by Confused_frog September 17, 2021