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Scud attack

The profound case of unpredictable flatulence attacks you release after eating middle eastern or especially Iraqi food. You could potentially strike anyone near you as long as you're within in range. Works best when you're sneaking around or are highly mobile.
Sheikh: Why did the party stop all of a sudden? Where did all my guests go?
Servant: All of them left your highness, Saddam scared them all away with his scud attacks...
by Kachumber May 7, 2020
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Scud

A person who seems intelligent, well-rounded or good-looking at a glance, from behind or from a distance, but is actually much uglier or less appealing up close. Tend to be self-aggrandizing and overly critical of others, while neglecting things like grooming, work or social skills, and expecting others to just give them what they want.
1. "Hey, how did your date go last night?"

"It was awful! Showed up 20 minutes late, complained the whole time that I wasn't fawning all over them, then still expected me to pay for their dinner."

"Wow. What a scud."
by heydoood June 15, 2019
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Scud

A very large Penis.
My buddy Spiro is wrecking another vagina with his 11 3/4” Scud
by Spiro’s Scud November 6, 2021
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Scud

(verb) to skip (a rock) across water

ie: scudding rocks
1. Ryan went to the pond with grampa to scud rocks.
by Ryluvskel November 20, 2020
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Connor Scud

Harsh e-mail typically sent on Friday afternoon or Monday morning. . . sometimes based on fact, often based on emotion, always without regard for recepient's emotions. Sometimes without regard for own career.
Hey. The lousy state of industry affairs push you into the ticket brokerage business -- Hockey, Football, and Baseball tickets all given away in the same day?? If the above is true, could you put me down for the Back Street Boys -- I love Donny!

I think folks are ignoring me on this one.....So here goes....
by Fists December 24, 2003
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scud

I shoot for the triple fifteen and get a triple twenty. "man that was a real scud!"
by don williams December 9, 2008
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Scud bomb

When a guy is checking out a girl but can only see her back, and she turns around and he finds out the person he was checking out was a guy!
Check out that girls ass in those skinny jeans... OMG that is a guy! SCUD BOMB!
by MsHbomb June 13, 2014
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