Skip to main content

Schmingled

Another word for being cracked out - When someone is just off their tits. Maybe after having too many energy drinks. Used within the competitive gaming community.
That kid is schmingled, see how reckless he is playing right now?”
by El Smacko May 23, 2019
mugGet the Schmingled mug.

Schwingle

A swinging single, usually over age 55 who frequents bars at ski resorts looking for free hors d'oeuvres and cheap drinks
The schwingles showed up at happy hour at the right time.
by Chicksonstickz November 28, 2021
mugGet the Schwingle mug.

schlinked

essentially when someone gets knocked the fuck out.
a friend: “if bro keeps talking shit he’s gonna get schlinked.”
by lindsee2lit September 2, 2023
mugGet the schlinked mug.

Insta-Schwing

The occurance of an instant, spontaneous, and immidiate erection. Usually happens so quickly, one does not notice until one looks down or someone else points it out.
Dude I saw that picture of Zoe Deschanel and I got an insta-schwing in front of my entire family!
by SubculturalDude96 October 3, 2011
mugGet the Insta-Schwing mug.

anthony schwind

A Giraffe 😂
Oi u see that Anthony Schwind he can reach the top
by MandoMan111 February 11, 2019
mugGet the anthony schwind mug.

Schwing

a word synonomous with sweet, yes, or "great for me." A great filler in those awkward moments or a completely apporpriate sound effect to emphasize those rarities when lucky shit comes your way, not lucky like you just got laid, but lucky like, you found a twenty when you were starving, or the ex that broke your heart sees you kissing you new brad pitt lookalike beau. It is extremely useful and fun to say following something sweet that happens to you ...aka...it's the perfect word
situation: You and your buddy are completely toked and you haven't eaten all day....you get to the campus ice cream shop five minutes after closing..and hey guess what! It's open and evne better the cash register is alreayd closed so you'll be getting served for free..."Schwing!"
by Stephanie Ferrara April 27, 2006
mugGet the Schwing mug.

Schlonged

To deal one's opponent a crushing defeat. See also "shellacked."
Donald: Hillary got schlonged back in'08, believe me!
by I ain't telling!!! April 1, 2016
mugGet the Schlonged mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email