schwink

one who plays fairways and greens in the recreational sport of golf. Also, a god among men.

"the highest honor you could ever achieve is the name of schwink."

by gigure April 29, 2006

Shwinger

That's what I was going to say.

Dude 1: Wow look at that fine bitch over there.
Dude 2: Shwinger.

by AleksJ June 21, 2009

Extreme Schwinning

Schwinning except you leave the safety of you vehicle to explore abandoned buildings and over grown hiking paths. Can be very exciting and lead to bear attacks or gun shots from farmers.

"I stepped in a bear trap while extreme schwinning last night."

by Noccie September 27, 2005

schwingtone

The special sound your phone makes when you get a call from your love interest.

"Hold on man, I've got to take this call. That was my schwingtone!"

by HectorA September 3, 2008

schwiggles

another word for schwag (low grade reefer)

Hey can you call Tim for some Schwiggles?

by Chris Mike Ray JB August 21, 2006

Schwengeled

suffering from severe intoxication over a period of days often including school days; substance abuse often taking several days and within the threshold of many "medications"; this affliction often includes sexual explorations very frequently ending oddly and vaguely awkwardly on the famous roof.

Alex: dude he looks like crap
Tristan: yeah dude he's all Schwengeled up!

by khaledbasilahmadeleiwa October 26, 2011

schwinhoodle

Feeling like you've been taken advantage of by home service technician or by a younger person.

You came to my house and schwinhoodled me!

by Jess Andrew February 5, 2018