shwasted

combination of shit faced and wasted. When someone is extremely inebriated.

When disscussion someone dancing on table with top off, "Man, that chick is SHWASTED!!"

by T*Dawn January 24, 2005

schwastered

the act of getting extremly drunk

You were so schwastered last night

by jukshe March 17, 2009

schwaisted Sloth

A name referring to an individual who is completely inebriated and cannot function at a normal speed.
Also a mascot to the university of E&E

He had like 12 shots in 30 minutes... I've never seen such a schwaisted sloth in my life!

by slother111 December 15, 2009

Shwasted

(Adj.) the combination of shit-faced and wasted

1. When one is beyond wasted and/or high asf out of their mind.

2. The act of turning fucked up to the max.

Brad: dude you were totally shwasted last night.
Chad: yeah bro I know I got fucked up at that frat party!

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Schwasefacested

drunk beyond "trashed" usually resulting in vomitting, dizziness, horrible hangover, and darn good stories the next day.

Man, i was so schwasefacested last night! IT WAS AWESOME!

by Jkirk06 December 9, 2008

schmasternate

when you you are completely smashed and trying to masturbate and you are unable to

dude i was trying to schmasternate last night, but it was like a book of wheres waldo trying to find that thing.

by mikbails February 21, 2011

Schwaggeddy

Usually a term used in graphing to describe a messy line or graph, but can be used to describe anything untidy or slipshod. Also, this term is mainly used by math geeks and teachers.

These graphs are unacceptable and way too schwaggeddy, use a ruler!

by areedj7 May 14, 2011