diggity schwag

The extreme version of schwag, a description of something of very poor quality, usually used in reference to bad pot.

The exact opposite of diggity dank.

Fuck, this shit is diggity schwag.

by Revchu April 4, 2004

Dank ass schwag

1.Oxymoron: Dank as in good weed and schwag as in terrible weed.

2. What a drug dealer calls normal schwag so dumbasses will buy it.

3. What you call schwag you baught at cronic prices as to avoid embarresment.

It wasnt cronic, but it was some dank ass schwag.

by Smokey McDank September 5, 2009

mexi-schwag

really cheap and low-grade marijuana. point of orgin is usually mexico.

damn, all i got to smoke is some of this mexi-schwag.

by vvaall March 11, 2007

schwiggity schwag

marijuana, usually of low quality.

Dude, let's go smizzle some of that schwiggity schwag.

by Hella Rad February 24, 2004

Schwiggity Schwiggity Schwag

Its is a low quality form of pot, or mariuana

Joe: Did you get that dank?!
Bob: Nope, all i could get was this Schwiggity Schwiggity Schwag...

by Neticule October 14, 2003

bam schwag

dry, brown, crumbly, or otherwise low quality weed.

bam, being short for bammer, and schwag meaning weed.

Bob: I just got a $50 ounce!

Fred: How? Was it some bam schwag?

Bob: Yeah, but I'll just sell this shit to some stupid freshman and buy myself some chronic with the profit!

Fred: Legit. We'll burn it fat.

by Bud S. Moker, Certified T.H.C. May 9, 2008

schwiggity schwag, what's in the bag?

a cool/unique way of asking what's up

John: schwiggity schwag, what's in the bag?
Sara: nothin, just a bag of potato chips (sara is eating potato chips) schwiggity schwag, what's in YOUR bag?
John: nothin, just some math homework (john is doing math homework)

by iamsosmrtiamsosmrt September 1, 2009