schwag bag

Sorta like gay, but kinda worse...Shit fag.

Jesus, how could you like "The Break Up?" Ur such a schwag bag!

by tine tim November 27, 2006

Dank ass schwag

1.Oxymoron: Dank as in good weed and schwag as in terrible weed.

2. What a drug dealer calls normal schwag so dumbasses will buy it.

3. What you call schwag you baught at cronic prices as to avoid embarresment.

It wasnt cronic, but it was some dank ass schwag.

by Smokey McDank September 5, 2009

Schwiggity Schwiggity Schwag

Its is a low quality form of pot, or mariuana

Joe: Did you get that dank?!
Bob: Nope, all i could get was this Schwiggity Schwiggity Schwag...

by Neticule October 14, 2003

Dank ass schwag

Highly potent, yet very dirty weed. The kind your grandpa smokes. Common in white trash areas. Wiggers often smoke this.

Yo, Justin had some dank ass schwag the other night.
Bitch, if you don't give me that dank ass schwag, I'll cut you!
This dank ass schwag is dirty as fuck, but it fucks my shit up!
Dank ass schwag is the shit! And Robin is a bitch!
This dank ass schwag is better than that Bulltrue I got in Halo 3!

by Justin Dalton December 3, 2007

Schwiggity Schwiggity Schwag

Used as a greeting to a friend.

Yo Jeff! Schwiggity Schwiggity Schwag!

by Burt McGee April 11, 2003

schwiggity schwag, what's in the bag?

a cool/unique way of asking what's up

John: schwiggity schwag, what's in the bag?
Sara: nothin, just a bag of potato chips (sara is eating potato chips) schwiggity schwag, what's in YOUR bag?
John: nothin, just some math homework (john is doing math homework)

by iamsosmrtiamsosmrt September 1, 2009

Schwag

I thought this was when you were making fun of people who say "swag"
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"I'm so cool. Ha, schwag."

by random775 October 27, 2015