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Siamese Shitters

When you and a friend take number 2 at the same time.
Friend: Yo dog.
Me: Yo. Man, you're up early. Going to the gym?
Friend: Poopin
Me: Dude, me too! We're Siamese Shitters!
by Doomcake March 2, 2014
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Nick schutte

Nick is a wombat wanking dingle berry Mong head .with no friends

We all love nick

And Larry loves nick
Omg is that nick schutte - yep it is eww run away quick before he sees us
by Cakefuck123 August 25, 2018
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Bed Shitters Ball

When forced by a friend to attend a party or event you know will suck
“Jerry, I’m not going to another fucking lame bed shitters ball again. Count be out”
by sal the salami February 22, 2021
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The shitters

Another word for bathroom when the person saying it is needing to go to the toilet to take a shit
Fuck man, I have to take another trip to the shitters
by imalwayspooping February 2, 2022
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william edward schuster

This is someone who is always there for you. He will stay on the phone with you for hours, no matter what you say. Even though sometimes he gets annoying (not in a bad way), you will always love him. He is definitely the nicest, sweetest, most caring and protective MAN ever. Any girl he talks to would fall in love with him.
Wow, he is so sweet! He is totally a William Edward Schuster.
by Billy Lover.(: July 27, 2011
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scattershot

1. Externalizing an interior monologue in a crowded room, regardless of whether someone responds or not. Typically used to gather someone's attention, however if the person does not respond, then there is no social shame.

2. Incognito flirting. Questions or statements meant to further conversation, but if not followed up on, will not cause the speaker social shame.
1. "Before class, I wondered aloud where our teacher was. John heard my scattershot and chimed in."

2. "I scattershotted this chick who was working there, but she didn't pick up on it. I said she's always there on Tuesdays, and she was still in retail mode, didn't really respond."
by Timmy™ August 29, 2006
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scutter

diarrhea, usually verbal. Free-flowing bullshit
by Tony50 May 8, 2003
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