schnurff

As opposed to a smurf, which are efficient and on time; schnurffing is to be delayed in any action and/or activity.

Man, he said he'd be here 45 minutes ago, he's totally schnurffing it.

by monocle_man July 7, 2011

schnurf

Swiping an object between your asscheeks in order to get someone to smell it.

He schnurfed the cd and ask his friend to smell it.

by Barbars May 7, 2011

Schmuffled

when something isnt sitting right or when something looks out of place.
also can be used to describe certain feelings
also means messy, sloppy, half assed

"my hair is all schmuffled today"

to friend painting "what are u trying to paint"

"im trying to paint This but it keeps coming out all schmuffled "

by xx_jadore_dior August 1, 2013

Schnufty

A derogatory term to describe the act of two men having stand up anal sex outdoors. Used in Australia but possibly derived from Europe.

Have a go at these two poofters having a schnufty.

by Fixed_1206 January 6, 2014

Schniffel pest

An individual who is known to enjoy sniffing substances on a regular basis.

James was a right schniffel pest last night, he went through 2 g no problem!!

by Jamdizzle26 October 17, 2014

Schmuffles

Big squishy hugs.

I love you so much. Come here and let me give you some schmuffles.

Aw, did you have a nightmare? Don't worry, schmuffles will make you feel better.

by Schmufflestein August 17, 2015

schluffing

When some person or thing sheds a layer in one way or another.

"Oh my gosh, my uterus hurts so bad." "Are you schluffing?"

by twinsbysurprise July 24, 2016