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Schlonging

The act of sticking suction cup dildos on hoods of cars
Who wants to go schlonging in the parking lot
by MasterBlasterTrailBoss July 27, 2022
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Schlonging

Schlong + longing.
Expression when someone is desperated or in need for sexual activities.
When someone is longing for the schlong.
In that moment she was schlonging so hard for David her panties started to moisten
by Lucius Darko June 10, 2023
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schmookinook

It smells like shit. Asian woman have one under their pillow every night as they sleep.
God damn that schmookinook stanks like rancid shit
by TrannyGranny69scene August 21, 2023
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schlongingdingle

big schlongingdingle
by joanbiden August 2, 2024
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schmigginized

Dude what did you drink tonight?”
“Idk but im totally schmigginized”
by schmiggins11 October 15, 2023
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schlorking

It means jizzing in someone's ear and taking a spoon and mixing the jizz and ear wax together and eating it.
Example 1:
Person 1 "Did you go to her house?"
Person 2 "Yeah we were schlorking all night"

Example 2:
"Hey Shawty, get ready to get schlorked!"

Example 3:
"Wanna schlork later?"

Example 4:
"Uhh I'm such a schlorker"
by Avi Dulitsky-Tenner March 18, 2024
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Schmoogen

When you move something the tiniest tiniest bit
Hey I moved that table just a schmoogen for you!
by BigVeVe March 27, 2024
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