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Schneffmumble

The noise of surprise you make when someone pisses on your face.
The schneffmumble produced by <Person X> sounded almost exactly like a dying walrus.
by :::Oscar::: July 22, 2008
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schlewfee

to sleep, cuddle, and have sex with a person!
Shaina: "John, would you like to come schlewfee in my bed tonight?"
John: "Yeah I would love to!"
by PrincessShaina December 6, 2006
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schluffer

A lazy bastard ROLL-OFF driver, who consistantly passes their work off to more productive drivers because they are nothing but lazy fucks!
Barry, do your own work you lazy fuckin` schluffer
by roll-off #2 December 9, 2008
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Scheffy

Usually the smallest guy in the group. Is usually the one being fucked against the car by the biggest guy in the group. He looks like the chick though he is a guy. Thinks he is awesome.
"look at that guys pants, they're so tight."
"so looks like a total Scheffy."
by lemontwinkie April 25, 2010
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scheffy schefferton

person 1: dude schefy schefferton just said nigger like 12 times in a black neighborhood!

scheffy schefferton: so?
by scheffy June 27, 2010
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schlieffen

(verb) "to schlieffen" to attempt to enter into someplace or something, such as a room or a bodily orifice, without warning and unnoticed until the last minute
(noun) "a schlieffening" an attempted entrance into a place or thing, such as a room or bodily orifice, without warning and unnoticed until the last minute

Etymology: from the German Army's battle plan for World War I, the "Schlieffen Plan," characterized as a "massive, unexpected, and successful surprise attack."
Richard: "Last night I schlieffened my wang into Rachel's ass, and once the initial surprise was over, I think she thoroughly enjoyed it."

Hank: "Did you hear how Richard executed a successful anal schlieffen with his girlfriend? It inspires me to try one myself!"

Homer: "I was late for class, so I schlieffened into the room while Mr. Jones' back was turned, but alas, I was caught."
by yargenhargen July 3, 2014
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Schieffered

With nothing to lose, utter a world class stupid comment, that everyone in the Free World already knew!

Mr. Schieffer retired for broadcast journalism on 5/31/2015
Schieffered

CBS' Bob Schieffer told Howard Kertz on Fox News' 5/31/2015 ".. that perhaps reporters in the media "we're not skeptical enough" of President Barack Obama" as a presidential candidate in 2008.." "..that the whole political world was struck by the sudden rise of the senator from Illinois."
by LeeJs June 3, 2015
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