Schizm

Schizm, another name for painful bowel movements after anal sex. A combination of Shit and Jism. Also the anal leakage associated with the above unprotected anal sex.

That rentboy from southbeach gave me mad schizm. I was leaking so bad all day, I felt like I needed an ass tampon. He really filled me up.

by Madhatter7 October 24, 2005

schissenhousen

Can be used in conjunction with a carter's hat.

This is when a team/person is flat and haven't fired a shot, just like Clinton G.

As flat as a Schissenhousen Carter's hat.

by Habibapotamus May 15, 2004

brianna schimmenti

brianna schimmenti is the equal sheep to dylan pearce. they are mutual best friends, yet she refuses to tell him she knows he’s lesbian

dylan pearce: hey bri bri schimmy pops
brianna schimmenti: i don’t like you like that dylan

please publish this it would mean so much

by gurgletimmygurgle December 10, 2018

shism

Any unrelated or contrived word used to replace another word of more vulgar value.

Examples of Shisms
"What the french, toast?"
"Fug it..."

by DW88 November 19, 2007

Schissel

A large vat

Josephine, you fat pig! You ate the entire d**n schissel of broc and beans...idiot!

by Jaburkburk January 11, 2012

Schist

Something that seems shady or greedy

Me: Let's go get some beer dude. How much do you got on it?

Dude: I got a dollar on it

Me: cmon man stop being so schist

Me: Hey have you seen my wallet anywhere

Friend: Na man hit up Joe he just left maybe he saw it

Me: He isn't answering

Friend: Dam that's schist

by Nitro2 February 18, 2010

schimizzi

an italian man with a buddha looking face who's fucking off the chain.

yo did you see that guy do the schimizzi dance.

damn what a fucking schimizzi.

by fastindian June 17, 2008