schecher

A ruit/beer pong psycheout tactic whereby a member of the defending team places a tab of a beer can or bottle top on the table in front of the cups, preventing the shooting team from being able to sink a cup.

Example 1:
person 1: SCHECHER!
person 2: ...shit.

Example 2:
person 2: balls back!
person 1: you're not making any more cups.
person 2: why's that?
person 1: SCHECHER!
person 2: ...shit.

by shpam 4 January 14, 2010

Scheffin'

~verb- To inhale excessive amounts of pot smoke all day.

Damn Casey, your mom hella thinks I'm scheffin'

Damn "B" i'm scheffed!

Damn that bitch can scheff

Damn, what would scheff do

Damn, this smells kinnda scheffy

Damn, fucking scheffers right?

Damn, karl keeps it the scheffest

Damn, i would scheff that for free

Damn, A. "you scheffed Mary?"

B. "Hardly even scheffable at best"

Damn, ...

by lil'_scheffer December 29, 2009

leroy tendon [schatzenberg]

the brown line on the back of the penis which stretches down to the ball sack

my leroy tendon is soo stretchy
"leroy tendon schatzenberg"

by james104 February 25, 2009

schedule

Being forced to do something you don't really want to do or having unwanted obligations. Usually refers to a controlling girlfriend.

Nicole wants me to go with her to see some chick flick on Saturday night. It's all one big schedule with her.

by exitflagger April 25, 2008

Schattenwesen

shaht-ten-ves-en

A fake German loan word (cuz it was coined by an English-speaking American) that means a Shadow Person. It's a combo. of the German words Schatten (shadow) and Wesen (being). It was created to fit the pattern of names for spirits being German loan words.

I nearly shit my pants when I thought I saw a schattenwesen out the window, but it was just my brother.

by Talmidel July 4, 2008

schedule nazi

A person who maniacally controls the schedule of a group gathering or event to the point where everyone else wants to kill them.

This person is particularly rampant during family events and the hectic holiday season.

"Guys, we need to be back by 4pm or the baby is going to miss his nap. Do you have your shoes on yet? Were leaving in 3 minutes. I'm going to wait in the car" * door slam *

- "Looks like Schedule Nazi is back."
- "With a vengeance."

by Trickypat December 16, 2008

crew scheduler

A minion of Satan.

A person who's profession is to make the lives of pilots, flight engineers and flight attendants a living hell.

See Demon
See Evil

That crew scheduler totally hosed me. I volunteered to cover a trip on my day off, and then she junior manned me on my birthday!

by rmah9k November 8, 2010