scaredy farts

loud, high pitch squeaker farts when you are nervous or anxious. They can smell, or might not.

They sound like booooooiiieeep. scaredy farts

by SANT April 20, 2014

ur scared

what you say when you want to 1v1 with someone but they rejects you

man: bro fight me noob i gon' rekt u
man 2: no
man: i bet ur scared get better

by transdisciplinary August 19, 2021

scaredy cat

1. Another version of wimp,
2. Scared person,
3. Chicken.

Another child may call a child a scardey cat when they are afraid of something or doing something

child 1 : no i wont do that.
child 2 you scaredy cat.

by K.L.Whelpton December 10, 2007

scared shitless

When you lack faith in the integrity of the door lock to the public restroom you're using, and are so paranoid someone is going to walk in on you that panic causes sphincter muscle contraction, preventing relief of your bowels.

This could actually cause your shit to take even an even more awkwardly long time to complete, when you were hoping you could pull it off like you just ran in there for a pee.

When you eventually do emerge from the restroom, the person on the other side of the door will totes know what you been up to.

Remember to wash your hands afterwards, regardless of your productivity level.

Your hope that screaming "It's occupied" loud enough for the person in the cafe hallway to hear you will spare them from walking in, creating an awkward prison-type situation between you and an eight year old child.

*Rattling of the door handle*
"IT'S OCCUPIED!!!"
*so scared you can't shit, aka being scared shitless*

by LaRogue August 20, 2013

scared horny

When one is so afraid and experiencing so much fear that their scared emotions get all mixed up and the end result is extreme horniness with fearful shaking and or crying. Or, when one is so horny that they find themselves absolutely terrified of everything!

"Claire couldn't stop the shaking in her legs... she didn't know if it was the fear... or the horniness. Yes, there was a murderer in the house, but she hadn't gotten any for a whole day and while she was afraid for her life she had that insatiable lust; there was only one explanation: she was scared horny."

by enumclaw man 2k MGK March 18, 2010

I no scared

A declaration of a singular lack of fear faced with improbable odds. Must be said in simple Welsh accent.

"The boys said I wouldn't strawpedo a bottle of wine but I no scared."

by theTimmer1 November 3, 2006

ScaredAssPussy

a person who is way to afraid to confront someone in person, so they spread rumors and talk anonymously to them, calling them made up bullshitty words to try and offend them, while clearly failing. Is fat, and has no real friends to talk to this about. Finds defense in offences to other people.

Person 1: God i have this fucking annoying cunt hating me on formspring
Person 2: Oh god, what a scaredasspussy. i almost feel bad for how pathetic they are...

by BULLSHITTYY January 26, 2011