Known to EMTs and paramedics, the individual who needlessly calls 911 for an imagined emergency and is waiting on the curb with two packed suitcases when the ambulance arrives, assuming that he or she will be staying in the hospital for some time (where hopefully personal attention, sympathy, food, and pain medications will be administered).
We thought we were responding to a heart attack, but we actually had a bilateral samsonite.
Her bogus respiratory distress complaint was actually a bilateral samsonite.
Her bogus respiratory distress complaint was actually a bilateral samsonite.
by Artmedic March 25, 2010
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(2) generic bro whom thinks all women are shit when he's dumped do to him being a manipulative sack of 💩
(2) generic bro whom thinks all women are shit when he's dumped do to him being a manipulative sack of 💩
STRANGER: "hey what's that smell?"
Me* looks a foot
Me: "damn it, I got some Austin Samson on my shoe."
Me* looks a foot
Me: "damn it, I got some Austin Samson on my shoe."
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"Samson came to my bed
Told me that my hair was red
Told me I was beautiful and came into my bed...
kissed me 'til the mornin' light, the mornin' light
And he kissed me 'til the mornin' light"
Told me that my hair was red
Told me I was beautiful and came into my bed...
kissed me 'til the mornin' light, the mornin' light
And he kissed me 'til the mornin' light"
by ___emily May 24, 2007
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To completely interupt a conversation between two people by iterjecting an unrelated topic.
To completely interupt a conversation between two people by iterjecting an unrelated topic.
person 1 to person 2: so I says to him, "it smells interesting but not like something I would ever want to eat".
person 3: I have a corn on my big toe.
person 2 to person 1: dude, person 3 just sansoned your ass
person 3: I have a corn on my big toe.
person 2 to person 1: dude, person 3 just sansoned your ass
by Chaosdub October 17, 2008
Get the Sansone mug.A suitcase or suitcases accompanying an elderly or special needs person to the Emergency Department or other hospital waiting room. A sure sign that someone has abandoned the poor individual to the care of healthcare professionals and Society. Named after the world's largest luggage manufacturer producing hardshell luggage honoring the Biblical strongman "Samson."
People presenting with Samsonite's Sign require a great deal of care and are often abandoned by overly tired caregivers. Presently, there is no cure for Samsonite's Sign but many community groups are developing respite care programs for caregviers.
People presenting with Samsonite's Sign require a great deal of care and are often abandoned by overly tired caregivers. Presently, there is no cure for Samsonite's Sign but many community groups are developing respite care programs for caregviers.
by Carrie A. Chism Delaney, The Baroness of Chism-on-the-Plain January 25, 2008
Get the Samsonite's Sign mug.The Samson is when you are having sex with a girl, and she cuts your pubic hair, and then you instantly go limp.
I was having sex with Delilah when she whipped out scissors and gave me a Samson. Now I can't get it up, and I went blind.
by John Milton the AntiTrinitarianist March 19, 2008
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