by Keona McCnugget March 8, 2019
To ejaculate all over a woman's chin, jaw line, and upper lip as if giving her a beard, like the legendary Santa Claus.
Jamal: My bitch said Santa don't exist.
Alante: Shit, den Santa Claus dat ho, and have her look in the mirror.
<<the next day>>
Jamal: Man, she look in da mirror after I took yo advice, and now she a believa.
Alante: Shit, den Santa Claus dat ho, and have her look in the mirror.
<<the next day>>
Jamal: Man, she look in da mirror after I took yo advice, and now she a believa.
by Codyb January 4, 2008
The act of inserting a small holiday candy (eg. kid-sized candy cane) into the urethral opening and allowing a partner to suck it out.
What did you and Carol do for Christmas?
She gave me a Santa Claus is Coming To Town. The mint still stings.
Nice bro.
She gave me a Santa Claus is Coming To Town. The mint still stings.
Nice bro.
by AlnisPat November 29, 2015
We all know that fat ass that lives up north and its kewl to let him come in your house but if a creep does its bad(personal thought)
but since he was there the when jesus was born he must be holy so.....
when he goes to sit down and take a masive shit... i turns into holy santa claus shit...
but since he was there the when jesus was born he must be holy so.....
when he goes to sit down and take a masive shit... i turns into holy santa claus shit...
example:ryan "hey bryan whats up"
bryan " i just got a d+ on my history :("
ryan " holy santa claus shit"
bryan " i just got a d+ on my history :("
ryan " holy santa claus shit"
by mr.smarterass April 17, 2009
A musical airing in the universe of Black Friday by Starkid. Christopher Kringle, or Santa Claus, goes undercover as a teenager in Northville High School and tries to reconnect with the youth. His two elves, Jingle and Jangle, accompany him.
by IWILLSKINYOURMOM March 26, 2020
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Santa Claus Is Cumin to Town Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
This is a pussy that is not only plump, but has that buoyancy that can only be compared to our friend Saint Nick. It is the type of pussy that not only satisfies the mind, body and soul, but even gives a sense of hope for a brighter future.
by lincolnshire June 18, 2021