salsa fucked

to be prepared for something and then you are unable to fulfil your desire (refered to oftenly to being unable to get the salsa at the dinner table)

expecting a snowday on the next day

nick- "dude ima pull an all nighter, if we end up havin school tomorrow im so salsa fucked"

ryan- "yea havin school would fuck us over"

by the untamable beast February 6, 2009

Salsa Shark

Term coined by randal in the movie clerks. A salsa shark is created when one swims a nacho point up in some salsa.

Da Duh Da Duh Da Duh, were gonna need a bigger boat!
man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa, sharks in the salsa, our sharks, salsa sharks.

by Koko November 28, 2004

Salsa Pussy

A woman who was large and long periods containing a sizeable amount of humongous chunks, and will get men into bed with her during this.

Dude, don't EVER sleep with her. She's a Salsa Pussy.

by GrossedOutSoFuckingbadly April 26, 2010

Salsa Fucked

The act of lathering salsa on your penis, and having sexual intercourse with someones anus.

Zack-"So did you salsa fuck her?"
Hunter-"HELLZ YEAH I SALSA FUCKED THE SHIT OUTA HER TILL SHE WAS BLEEDIN SALSA."

by The Real Phil Collins December 18, 2008

Salsa Rocket

the act of bleeding all over your penis and sticking it in a girls mouth.

Who's up for a salsa rocket tonight?

by nijpac March 28, 2007

Salsa Fucked

The common sexual fantasy of having a sexy Latino woman rub salsa all over your naked body before having sex with you.

The only reason I enrolled in Spanish class was for the moment when I am to be Salsa Fucked.

by Nickuhcrazy December 18, 2008

Salsa water

The juicy byproduct of a delicious fresh salsa. Not any of that jarred shit. REAL salsa. It has magical healing properties in reducing hangover symptoms. Consume from the squatting position whilst loudly slurping and regretting last night for maximum effects .

Grace is hungover, get this woman some salsa water!

by ShamelessGrace August 11, 2016