Sage

Sage is a chick who just might be a dude occasionally. She's never afraid to admit when she's wrong. She's pretty cool.

"Sage confuses me - one minute she's female, next he's male!"
"Sage is pretty sick bro."

by BoopyDaDoopy February 26, 2020

sage

she is the best person in the worl, she can get any guy she wants and she is the most cutest girl ever and she also has a big penice

OMG THATS A BIG PENICE. that must be sage

by unknown.com.au March 25, 2019

SAGE

An acronym invented by the Creator of the "Creationism and the Origin of Life" Facebook page, Chad Elliott, to describe those who reject creation is favor of evolution.

It stands for:
(S) Singularity believing (A) Abiogenesis thinking (G) Godless (E) Evolutionist

Whilst the use of abiogenesis and Godless are incorrect as evolution makes no claim on either concept, this acronym has entered common usage on the facebook page and the creator clearly hopes it will become popular.

You SAGEs will believe anything a science book tells you!

SAGEs please tell me how life came from rocks!

If the universe began with the singularity can SAGEs tell us why man doesn't have wings?

by ABannedOne December 11, 2010

Sage

bruhmoment sagesucks mickayladoesnt cancelsage2k19SKSKSKSKANDIOOP
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sage sucks. sage is a rejected fucking muppet who always likes to make fun of Mickayla who btw is a talented brilliant amazing show-stopping spectacular person who’s just trying to go with her days when fucking SUDDENLY-

by anamazingtruthfulperson August 27, 2019

Sage

Sage is too kool for skool. She has the most beautiful eyeballs and her eyebrows are thicc as hecc!!!! She is the sexiest being alive, and everybody thinks that she is beautiful and perfect. She's very hot, but if you mess with her, she will kill you! No joke! She is willllld!

Joe: Gosh, there goes that man again! He is sexy and smart and everybody likes him.

Joshua: I know a girl like that! I love her!
Joe: I bet her name is Sage.

by analqueef420 August 27, 2018

Sage

Sage is a god. He is the finest person you will ever meet. So if you find a sage suck his dick.

Sage is so hot let me give him top.

by NBA younggod January 05, 2020

Sage

Loves dogs, likes to travel.. typically has blonde hair... cares a lot about her friends and is a great person to talk to. Usually very well known and has multiple hidden talents, she’s extremely loyal. At times fucks up but gets back on her feet. Very accepting and enjoys meeting new people and learning new things. Can be very argumentative at times but typically a very beautiful lovely girl who everyone needs to know. Most sages love to make bad jokes, and laugh at them theresleves.has a love for old music... and doesn’t tend to dress to impress.

-“Do you know that girl sage”

-“omg, yes she’s perfect”

by Heiskaishshqqa October 08, 2018